Now you too can whack Afghan jihadists with this brand new app for your U.S. based IPhone.

Help the CIA, which is currently overwhelmed with intelligence information and be a true patriot in your neighborhood.

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Exposure to this video may cause projectile vomiting, hives, athletes foot, genital herpes, blurred vision, constipation, soft stools, acne, and/or trench mouth.

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Alcohol may strengthen any or all of these possible side effects.

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